Been a While

It's been a long time since I was able to do it more than once in a single night. Or so The Missus tells me. Obviously, I'm talking about blogging - what on earth did you think I was talking about?

Anyway, I cound't resist this one. I was talking to my American friend, who's been a bit down in the dumps. I offered him this piece of wisdom, boy to boy. Adolescent to adolescent. If you're ever feeling a bit down, watch this video:



I defy any boy to watch that and not snigger.

Apparently, it is banned in some countries because it is obscene. Pornography, if you will. Oh my gosh.

Still, let's not forget the legal definition of "pornography":

"If it gives a High Court Judge an erection, then it's pornorgraphy".

I don't know any High Court Judges, at least none that haven't been in the news for allegedly having the most bizarre sexual relationships with their cleaners (here), or for allegedly flashing at young women on the tube (here), so I'll leave the judgement up to you.

Enduro riding needs you to be very very fit. Races like Dakar and Transorientale need a massive amount of fitness. Yet, all of a sudden, exercising seems to be very very appealing.

Anyway, whatever it raises, I hope it raises a smile.